BIBLE WARS: "God" where are you?

Innocent enough day, until I heard some loon screaming his lungs out..who the loon was you might ask...A BRAINWASHED DICKHEAD WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING HE KNEW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT!!!!!! Yelling out how "god" is coming & the sinners are going to be sent to hell. How we need to prepare to die and move on..blah blah blah...!

EFFING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!

I went up to the screaming gentleman "THERE IS NO GOD COMING TO TAKE US AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF SCREAMING LUNATICS WHO DIDN'T EVEN READ THE BIBLE AND YOU WANNA TELL EVERYBODY THEIR GOING TO HELL?!?!"

he was like "GOD IS COMING GOD IS COMING DAUGHTER OF THE DEVIL DO YOU DARE QUESTION THAT?!?!?!"

me: I QUESTION YOUR SANITY SIR

sir: "WERE ALL GOING TO DIE YOUR SINS WILL LEAD YOU TOO HELL!!!!!!!!!"

me: DON'T FUCKING TELL ME I'M GOING TO HELL TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU SIR WE ARE IN HELL AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN SAY OR SCREAM FOR THAT MATTER THAT CAN CHANGE THAT!

sir: "YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR COMMENTS AND YOUR SINS SOMEWHERE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE"

me: *pulls pants down a little to revel undies* KISS IT WHILE YOUR THERE TO DO THAT FOR ME!!!! *pulls pants back up*

sir: "YOU DEMON CHILD DEMON WORSHIPER"

me: WHERE IS THIS GOD WHEN WE HAVE CANCER TO FIGHT OVER OR WARS THAT NEVER SEEM TO END, PEOPLE ARE DYING EVERY DAY AND YOU SIR HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL US THAT WERE ALL DYING ON A CERTAIN DAY OPEN THAT BOOK THAT YOUR HOLDING *bible* AND READ TO ME WHERE IT SAYS THAT THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!! TELL ME DAMMIT YOUR NO GOOD THEN THE REST OF US YOU TAKING THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN AND THINKING YOUR SOME CHOSEN RETARD MESSENGER!! FUCK YOU AND THE CULT THAT BRAINWASHED YOU CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT Y'ALL KNOW SHIT!!!!!!!

sir: "DIE BURN IN HELL"

me: THIS IS HELL YOUR LIVING IN IT THIS IS FUCKING HELL!


and i walk away. There was alot more but this was the best part! oh see what I did there, I made it red white and blue...we are in hell